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Posted at 06:15 PM ET, 03/18/2014

The most ominous thing about the NSA

Those PowerPoints. And the clip-art. Great Scott, the clip art.

By Alexandra Petri  |  06:15 PM ET, 03/18/2014 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
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Posted at 01:31 PM ET, 01/17/2014

President Obama’s NSA speech: What’s that about Paul Revere and Civil War balloons?

I’m not exactly sure what these examples prove.

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Posted at 01:27 PM ET, 11/04/2013

24 e-mails the NSA can already see in your inbox

You’re welcome, sir or madam.

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Tags:  email, gmail, NSA

Posted at 09:15 AM ET, 10/15/2013

NSA complains that it has access to too much data. Actually.

This haystack approach has gone too far.

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Posted at 08:27 AM ET, 08/16/2013

Don't worry about 'operator error' at the NSA!

They've got it under control!

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Posted at 03:29 PM ET, 06/11/2013

NSA leaker Edward Snowden, that is certainly one way to end things with your superhero pole-dancer girlfriend

Edward Snowden manages the impossible.

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Tags:  Edward Snowden, edward snowden; lindsay mills; nsa, lindsay mills; nsa

Posted at 04:22 PM ET, 06/10/2013

From Edward Snowden to 'Verax.' What's in a code name?

A rose by any other name still might leak.

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Posted at 02:03 PM ET, 06/07/2013

The NSA PowerPoint -- the worst program!

The worst possible program.

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Posted at 05:58 PM ET, 06/06/2013

America needs to call its grandma, NSA says

We know you don't, the organization added.

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