ComPost: Sarah Palin


Posted at 02:22 PM ET, 09/14/2011

About that Sarah Palin and Glen Rice one-night stand

Stop beating the horse; it died a while ago.

By Alexandra Petri  |  02:22 PM ET, 09/14/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, McGinniss, Glen Rice

Posted at 04:00 PM ET, 09/06/2011

Brokeback Palin

We’re gonna quit her for real this time.

By Alexandra Petri  |  04:00 PM ET, 09/06/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, GOP 2012, Brokeback Palin

Posted at 08:15 PM ET, 06/22/2011

The Palin trademark, Oprah and Tinker Bell politics

Who really wants to be president?

By Alexandra Petri  |  08:15 PM ET, 06/22/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, Oprah, Brands

Posted at 05:12 PM ET, 06/10/2011

The messy Palin break-up — and these e-mails

This is the messiest breakup imaginable.

By Alexandra Petri  |  05:12 PM ET, 06/10/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, palin emails

Posted at 08:08 PM ET, 06/06/2011

What really happened with Palin and Paul Revere

Those who don’t learn history...

By Alexandra Petri  |  08:08 PM ET, 06/06/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, Paul Revere

Posted at 05:40 PM ET, 06/03/2011

Paul Revere’s Ride, as told by Sarah Palin

Longfellow may be rolling in his grave.

By Alexandra Petri  |  05:40 PM ET, 06/03/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, poetry, history

Posted at 03:25 PM ET, 05/27/2011

‘Sarah Palin: Undefeated’ — the unauthorized Palin 2012 movie script

A parody of a self-parody.

By Alexandra Petri  |  03:25 PM ET, 05/27/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, GOP 2012, Sarah Palin movie

Posted at 06:00 PM ET, 03/29/2011

Sarah Palin to make a big announcement — on April 1?

Or the greatest prank in history?

By Alexandra Petri  |  06:00 PM ET, 03/29/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, April Fools

Posted at 04:47 PM ET, 03/18/2011

Charlie Sheen beats Sarah Palin among independent voters

Maybe it’s an option worth considering!

By Alexandra Petri  |  04:47 PM ET, 03/18/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, Charlie Sheen, winning

Posted at 05:31 PM ET, 03/09/2011

No, Sarah Palin, my caption contest didn’t end the Post

A response to the Caption Contest controversy.

By Alexandra Petri  |  05:31 PM ET, 03/09/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Sarah Palin, caption contest

Posted at 05:19 PM ET, 01/12/2011

Is Miss America to blame for Sarah Palin's 'blood libel' video?

Watching Sarah Palin's eight-minute video today about the Tucson tragedy, I was reminded of nothing more than the Miss America channel on YouTube. A single phrase -- "blood libel" -- has defined this video so far. But there's so...

By Alexandra Petri  |  05:19 PM ET, 01/12/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Categories:  Big Deals, Big Deals, Big Deals | Tags:  America, Miss America, Sarah Palin, scary

Posted at 09:18 AM ET, 01/11/2011

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP YELLING AT US TO KEEP IT DOWN

Everyone is shouting. It starts innocently enough. You see someone else shouting. "Stop shouting!" you say. He doesn't stop. "Stop shouting!" you insist, more loudly. "You need to stop shouting and be quiet!" Suddenly you find that you are shouting,...

By Alexandra Petri  |  09:18 AM ET, 01/11/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Categories:  Epic Failures, Epic Failures, Epic Failures, Epic Failures | Tags:  America, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Sarah Palin, censorship, media, the power of myth

Posted at 06:42 PM ET, 11/01/2010

Twas the night before midterms

Twas the night before midterms and all through the House Not a creature was stirring -- no human-brained mouse The chads were all hung from the ballots with care In the hope that the recounters soon would be there The...

By Alexandra Petri  |  06:42 PM ET, 11/01/2010 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Categories:  Petri, Petri, Petri | Tags:  Sarah Palin, Twas The Night Before, voting

Posted at 01:41 PM ET, 10/15/2010

Sarah Palin and 'permanent residents of a unicorn ranch in fantasy land'

Yesterday, Sarah Palin said that Jerry Brown and Barbara Boxer are acting like "permanent residents of a unicorn ranch in fantasy land." What? I once lived on a unicorn ranch, but I only had a student visa. This is...

By Alexandra Petri  |  01:41 PM ET, 10/15/2010 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Categories:  Petri, Petri | Tags:  Sarah Palin, unicorns