ComPost: argh


Posted at 03:53 PM ET, 08/22/2011

Maxine Waters vs. Martin Luther King Jr.

Please don’t go to hell, Tea Party.

By Alexandra Petri  |  03:53 PM ET, 08/22/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Maxine Waters, tea party, argh

Posted at 05:55 PM ET, 07/28/2011

Groupon’s funny math

Doesn’t anyone in America understand accounting any more?

By Alexandra Petri  |  05:55 PM ET, 07/28/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Groupon, money, argh

Posted at 04:35 PM ET, 07/13/2011

Dear Netflix — an open letter

I can switch to Redbox any time!

By Alexandra Petri  |  04:35 PM ET, 07/13/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Netflix, argh

Posted at 02:35 PM ET, 06/22/2011

Bristol Palin’s TMI memoir

Look at your life! Look at your choices!

By Alexandra Petri  |  02:35 PM ET, 06/22/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, argh, books

Posted at 04:50 PM ET, 06/21/2011

Roger Ebert, Ryan Dunn and the subtle art of shutting up

Presented with commentary.

By Alexandra Petri  |  04:50 PM ET, 06/21/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Internet, argh

Posted at 03:29 PM ET, 06/09/2011

Appreciation Month? Awareness Day? Stop it! OR National Stop It Month

George Washington wouldn’t approve of these awareness months!

By Alexandra Petri  |  03:29 PM ET, 06/09/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Awareness, argh, history

Posted at 03:17 PM ET, 06/02/2011

Dear Men: Stop sending us your junk! Another post-Weinergate plea

What happened to courtship?

By Alexandra Petri  |  03:17 PM ET, 06/02/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Weinergate, wieners, argh

Posted at 08:50 PM ET, 05/31/2011

Carcinogenic cellphones? There must be an app for that.

As bad as DDT?

By Alexandra Petri  |  08:50 PM ET, 05/31/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  cell phones, argh, kids these days

Posted at 04:50 PM ET, 05/25/2011

Laura Ingraham, Ed Schultz, and ‘right-wing sluts’

It’s everyone or no one.

By Alexandra Petri  |  04:50 PM ET, 05/25/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  kids these days, argh

Posted at 03:18 PM ET, 05/24/2011

Barnes & Noble’s even newer Nook — there’s a word for that

Stop it, you’re killing me!

By Alexandra Petri  |  03:18 PM ET, 05/24/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  books, Barnes & Noble, argh

Posted at 01:50 PM ET, 05/10/2011

McDonald’s becoming Starbucks: I’m not lovin’ it.

McDonald’s changes. I’m not lovin’ it.

By Alexandra Petri  |  01:50 PM ET, 05/10/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  McDonald's, Starbucks, argh

Posted at 04:48 PM ET, 05/09/2011

Hillary Clinton’s censored photo — far too distracting!

Maybe you can censor reality!

By Alexandra Petri  |  04:48 PM ET, 05/09/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  Hillary Clinton, argh, ladies

Posted at 02:10 PM ET, 04/13/2011

TSA frisks a 6-year-old?

Makes sense.

By Alexandra Petri  |  02:10 PM ET, 04/13/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  safety, government, argh

Posted at 09:10 PM ET, 03/29/2011

In defense of lying — beyond the Stolen Valor Act

In defense of the social art

By Alexandra Petri  |  09:10 PM ET, 03/29/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  lying, kids these days, argh

Posted at 03:00 PM ET, 03/25/2011

Birther Donald Trump? GOP 2012 is getting silly.

GOP field leaves a lot to be desired.

By Alexandra Petri  |  03:00 PM ET, 03/25/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  GOP, argh, 2012, elections

Posted at 05:50 PM ET, 03/24/2011

Stop it, Oxford English Dictionary. OMG? LOL? Heart? No!

You’re not fourteen.

By Alexandra Petri  |  05:50 PM ET, 03/24/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  kids these days, words, the Internet, argh, apocalypse

Posted at 12:27 PM ET, 03/16/2011

What did I do to deserve Glenn Beck?

Sometimes I feel he’s punishment for a sin I’m not sure I committed.

By Alexandra Petri  |  12:27 PM ET, 03/16/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Tags:  too soon?, Glenn Beck, argh

Posted at 02:23 PM ET, 02/28/2011

Barack Obama, no one cares about your favorite Oscar song

Sure, a lot of dynamic things occurred at last night's Oscars. Kirk Douglas. Kirk Douglas? Kirk Douglas! But the wackiest moment of the night might have to go to the Tribute to Best Original Songs. Everyone knows how much this...

By Alexandra Petri  |  02:23 PM ET, 02/28/2011 |  Permalink  |  Comments ( 0)
Categories:  Barack Obama, Petri, Reality? Television, That's awkward | Tags:  Barack Obama, Oscars, argh