ComPost - Alexandra Petri puts the "pun" in punditry.

Posted at 12:26 PM ET, 04/05/2013

After Donnelly and Heitkamp join, hipster early supporters of same-sex marriage complain that the right side of history is overcrowded and no fun any more

By Alexandra Petri

The right side of history is way too crowded.

By Alexandra Petri | 12:26 PM ET, 04/05/2013 | Permalink | Comments ( 0)
Tags: gay marriage

Posted at 02:31 PM ET, 03/27/2013

By Alexandra Petri

This is a good analogy: Skim milk is almost the real thing, but you can tell the difference.

By Alexandra Petri | 02:31 PM ET, 03/27/2013 | Permalink | Comments ( 0)
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Posted at 04:26 PM ET, 03/26/2013

By Alexandra Petri

Or, the part where we spent a good few minutes arguing about how fertile everyone was.

By Alexandra Petri | 04:26 PM ET, 03/26/2013 | Permalink | Comments ( 0)
Tags: gay marriage, supreme court

Posted at 07:13 AM ET, 03/26/2013

By Alexandra Petri

Stand on the right side of history. It'll look better in the pictures!

By Alexandra Petri | 07:13 AM ET, 03/26/2013 | Permalink | Comments ( 0)
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Posted at 07:59 PM ET, 03/15/2013

By Alexandra Petri

Being human takes more effort than you'd like, sometimes.

By Alexandra Petri | 07:59 PM ET, 03/15/2013 | Permalink | Comments ( 0)
Tags: gay marriage, rob portman

Posted at 06:54 PM ET, 12/07/2012

By Alexandra Petri

Justices, this is in your self-interest.

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Posted at 04:21 PM ET, 06/28/2011

By Alexandra Petri

Do what you like in the bedroom, but no cigarettes afterward.

By Alexandra Petri | 04:21 PM ET, 06/28/2011 | Permalink | Comments ( 0)
Tags: smoking, gay marriage, kids these days