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Posted at 05:23 PM ET, 11/12/2012

We’ll take your statehood!

Quickly, before anyone notices, let’s all sign the petition to the Obama Administration to allow Alabama to secede. Then we can take their Congressional representation for the District of Columbia without having to re-sew the American flag or order more chairs for the House of Representatives.

We pay almost as much in taxes as they do, anyway.

By Rachel Manteuffel  |  05:23 PM ET, 11/12/2012

 
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