‘Nothing But Tears’ baby shampoo (because ‘it’s never too early’ to toughen up kids for school)

From the hilarious (and satirical) newspaper The Onion, a story with this headline: Johnson & Johnson Introduces ‘Nothing But Tears’ Shampoo to Toughen up Newborns.

This tweet from the satirical newspaper says it all:


And from the story itself:

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new “Nothing But Tears” shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world….

Valerie Strauss covers education and runs The Answer Sheet blog.
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