The CMJ Music Marathon — a festival dedicated to discovering new talent — kicked off in New York this week, and the schedule is jam-packed with all-too-earnestly or ironically-named indie rock bands.
Do not name your band after this. (ALAMY)
Ham Sandwich isn’t playing CMJ this year, but these amusingly-named bands are:
• Peanut Butter Lovesicle
• You Say France & I Whistle
• Wheelchair Sports Camp
• French Horn Rebellion
• Deathrow Tull
• Dinowalrus and Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs (tie)
• Moonmen on the Moon, Man
• Radical Dads and Dad Rocks! (tie)
• The Library is On Fire
• Experimental Dental School and Baybee Teeth and Last Good Tooth (tie)
Maura Judkis covers culture, food, and the arts for the Weekend section and Going Out Guide.