Donald Trump has been all over the news of late. Taking credit for Obama’s birth certificate release. Questioning Obama’s education. Disputing Obama’s foreign policy. So, over on our Politics page, our Web editors came up with a handy hashtag for readers to report on what Donald Trump was up to as he traveled around New Hampshire today. Anyone who spotted Trump could send in a quick note with the hashtag #Trumptracker to let us and our readers know what the potential presidential candidate was doing on his tour of the state. It seemed like a handy social media tool. Alas, some of the best-laid plans don’t always go quite as well as we hope.
Rather than ferreting out reports on where Trump actually is, the hashtag was commandeered by Twitter comedians imagining Trump’s trip themselves. For a moment, we mourned our failed journalism attempt, but that quickly passed into amusement, thanks to their creative takes on Trump’s life. Here’s a sampling:
#TrumpTracker Trump planning to buy the state of Rhode Island.
#TrumpTracker Trump found trying to determine the legitimacy of Hawaii as a true state of the USA. In long form.
Actually, he blew off NH and went up to York to play skee ball at Short Sands. #trumptracker
#TrumpTracker spotted teasing poor children w/wad of money tied to fishing line. Trump was pulling on string, hiding around the corner 10:25
I just saw him! He's on the Appalachian Trail! #trumptracker