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Posted at 01:00 PM ET, 10/09/2008

Katrina Returns to Apologize

The Onion reports that Hurricane Katrina recently returned to New Orleans to apologize for the damage it inflicted during its first visit over three years ago.

"According to witnesses, the extremely remorseful 120-mile-wide storm was initially sighted off the Louisiana coast nervously rotating in circles and emitting long sighs that reached 115 mph."

Read more about the hurricane's remorseful return here.

For local weather, see our full forecast through the Columbus Day weekend, and SkinsCast for Sunday's game against the St. Louis Rams.

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