Celebrity Beat: Britney Spears tells tabloids (and ex Jason Alexander) to "kiss my lily white southern Louisiana [expletive]"... Erin Barry denies having an affair with Tony Parker... James Franco grows a 'stache... Justin Bieber draws a 'stache... Fergie named "Woman of the Year" by Billboard magazine... Ryan Gosling says he was fired from "The Lovely Bones" for gaining 60 pounds (how'd he do it? He "drank" ice cream)... Kurtis Blow busted for pot possession.
Video: The multi-talented Justin Bieber solves a Rubik's Cube in 90 seconds...
More: Justin Long sits in for Hoda Kotb on "Today"... hilarity ensues.
Rumor Mill: Police have "fairly good idea" about who allegedly ordered publicist Ronni Chasen's death... 24-year-old French break dancer Brahim Zaibat -- who is allegedly dating Madonna -- says she's a woman "just like all the others."
Pop Culture Mix: " The Social Network " sweeps National Board of Review Awards... Mel Gibson's "The Beaver" gets spring 2011 release date... Ricky Gervais and Emily Blunt sign on to new Muppets movie... Michael Bay directs Victoria's Secret holiday commercial... " Three Stooges " movie is back on, but needs a new cast... Quentin Tarantino denies he's working on a big-screen version of "The Shadow."
Bonus: Gary Busey will drive you insane . Click at your own risk.
"Because she'll have something really tiny to dress up." -- former assistant Brad Goreski on why celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe will make a good mom.