The official “American Horror Story” Rubber Man Halloween costume is now available and on sale at various online retailers, including, as both The A.V. Club and Vulture have noted, Target. But Target is not the only store selling it: Party City, Drugstore.com and other online retailers also carry the “One size fits most” S&M ensemble, including the FX Network online store, which, naturally, is charging more than what the other outlets are asking.
But wait! If for some reason you don’t want to dress up as the guy who impregnated Connie Britton in a house where dozens of people were murdered, you have other “American Horror Story” options.
But that’s not even my favorite. My favorite is the Larry Harvey mask, which affords “AHS” fans with $39.95 the opportunity to dress up as everyone’s favorite burn victim. All you need to complete the look is a semi-decent shovel or, if you’d like to emphasize the optimistic side of Harvey’s existence, the stack of head shots he needs to finally audition for “The Odd Couple.”