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Posted at 11:30 AM ET, 10/29/2008

Jessica Simpson: Fashionably Late

It's a relatively slow day, celeb-news wise, so I thought I'd take this opportunity to rag on Jessica SImpson a little bit more.

Earlier I shared the happy news that Jess has hit on her hands with "Major Movie Star" taking the number one spot at the Russian box office. While scanning the photo wires this morning, I happened upon this picture of Jess attending Macy's 150th anniversary celebration yesterday in New York. Ignoring for the moment the fact that she's got less reason than ever to walk a state-side red carpet, lets consider her outfit.

While it is somewhat refreshing to see a C-lister taking her fashion cues from Lovey Howell, something about this getup overwhelms Jessica, threatening to envelop her spray-on tan in a swoosh of gray polyester and fur topped off with a sprinkle of cubic zirconia.

I'm having trouble coming up with the perfect phrase to encapsulate her look, though. That's where you come in. Vote on the options or, if you have a better idea, share it in the comments section below.

By Liz Kelly  |  11:30 AM ET, 10/29/2008

Categories:  Fashion, Fashion

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