Lindsay Lohan. (Evan Agostini - AP) Everything’s coming up Lohan? Not quite.

Hot on the heels of her comeback Playboy pictorial leak, which led Hugh Hefner to release the issue early, Lindsay Lohan is making headlines because her purse was stolen.

Oh, Lindsay.

Lohan, who is on vacation in Hawaii, had $10,000 in cash, her passport and some important court documents that permitted her travel in the expensive designer bag when it was stolen at a party, according to TMZ. The kicker is that Lohan is due back in court Wednesday for a hearing.

There’s even audio that allegedly shows Lohan swearing about the purse theft, saying, “My dad will kill me,” if she ends back in jail. (Listen here.)

The legally troubled actress did get her bag back, TMZ reports, minus the thousands of dollars she had in it. What makes this situation even more sigh worthy is that it actually has happened before. Lohan missed a court hearing in May 2010 after she claimed her passport was stolen in Cannes.

Given the combination of events — a pre-probation hearing trip to Hawaii, taking important documents to a house party — it’s hard to look away. Yet, Lohan says she doesn’t get why she’s a regular tabloid feature.

“I have no idea why there is this fascination with everything I do,” Lohan told Playboy, via Reuters. “I suppose it is all part of this trend of people wanting to know every single detail of a celebrity's life. ... I mean, once we get to the point where magazines are doing pictorials on my wardrobe to court, that's just so unimportant.”