Judicial Watch: In case you missed yesterday afternoon's jaw-dropping double-header -- First, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to a whopping one day in jail on "misdemeanor" charges for her two summer DUI and drug-related arrests (Video). She later released a statement saying she wants to be "healthy" again. Then, Nicole Richie gave celeb-watchers whiplash when she turned herself in to serve her own jail sentence only to emerge 82 minutes later, her debt to society paid in full. And poor Paris had to serve 21 days. Where is the justice, I ask you?
Headlines: Amy Winehouse defends husband following bloody hotel brawl... David Hasselhoff wins libel damages from tabloid... Fergie launches handbag line... Judge says Naomi Campbell's history of violence can be raised in current case... Lawyer says Mel Gibson has been following rules of his probation... Rapper Saigon ("Entourage") arrested for carrying illegal knife... " My So-Called Life " (finally) arrives on DVD.
Rumor Mill: New Britney Spears single leaked online... Spears's former manager Larry Rudolph hiding from K-Fed's lawyers... Is Brit contemplating a move to London?... Tabloid claims Angelina Jolie suffering from hepatitis... Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell dating son of former KGB spy... Lifestyles offers Enrique Iglesias $1 million to model super-small condoms (third item)... Ali Lohan crashes car after sneaking out in mom's car.
"I was very angry when I heard he died. He knew he had prostate cancer and did nothing about it. He deserved to die." -- Jerry Lewis on the death of friend Merv Griffin (fourth item)
Chat: Quiz actor Adam Goldberg ("Zodiac", "Dazed and Confused") live at 1:30 p.m. ET.
Bonus: Brad Pitt's "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" released online: