Headlines: Esquire magazine says Charlize Theron is "sexiest woman alive"... Recovering alcoholic David Hasselhoff hospitalized for relapse... Wayne Newton cut from "Dancing with the Stars"... Yoko Ono to unveil peace tower honoring John Lennon... Elvis Costello to play at Hillary Clinton's 60th birthday party... Don Imus set for December return to radio... Spice Girls to perform at Victoria's Secret fashion show... Nick Nolte and girlfriend welcome baby girl... Nick Hogan's car crash passenger on life support... Kiefer Sutherland to do jail time for DUI charges... Danny Bonaduce sued for awards show dust up... New Jersey hospital staffers suspended for peeking at George Clooney's file... Britney Spears to be booked on hit-and-run charges.
Rumor Mill: Spears passes first court-ordered drug test... Brit's house burgled over the weekend?... Music award belonging to Amy Winehouse found in bar bathroom... Hugh Grant snapped necking at college party.
In Case You Missed It: Britney's "Gimme More" video (may be too skanky for work):
Celebritology field agent Frank Thomason contributed to this report.