Headlines: "Jeopardy" host Alex Trebek suffers heart attack... Hilary Swank takes her relationship with former agent public... Queen Latifah denies rumors that she's planning to marry her female personal trainer... Jessica Alba expecting first child... Amy Winehouse denied jail visit with husband... Kiefer Sutherland deluged with fan mail in jail... Spokesman says Steven Spielberg is not leaving DreamWorks... Paul Reubens planning two new Pee Wee Herman movies... Gwen Stefani establishes scholarship for California wildfire victims... Evel Knievel eulogized by Matthew McConaughey... Gillian Anderson to host Masterpiece Theater Jane Austen-palooza... Orson Welles's "Citizen Kane" Oscar fails to sell at auction.
Crime Watch: Daniel Baldwin wants arrest warrant dropped. (And I want a pony, Daniel. Get real.)
Rumor Mill: Britney Spears to be deposed in custody case... French producer wants Brit to play Virgin Mary in satire... Did Madonna really pull a diva move and dismiss yoga class from New York gym?... Drunken Steve-O dismissed from awards show... Michael Jackson spent last few months hiding out in New Jersey.
"I don't want to know ... who's hot now and who's not and who's making this much dough and who's boffing this woman or that one." -- Johnny Depp, who probably isn't a regular Celebritology reader