Headlines: Wildfires torch Sean Penn's land, threaten more celebrity homes... Halle Berry apologizes for Jewish remark... Howard K. Stern files claim for 6 percent of Anna Nicole Smith's estate... Paris Hilton booed at horror movie awards show... Group calls for life-saving Britney Spears boycott ... Chuck Norris backs Republican Mike Huckabee in presidential race... Israeli police detain surfer Kelly Slater after scuffling with photographers trying to snap pix with model (and recent Leo DiCaprio ex?) Bar Refaeli... Roger Moore squires four former Bond girls to UNICEF gala... Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon welcomes twin boys... Pix: The most-airbrushed celebs of 2007 (so far)... SJP as Carrie Bradshaw : Annoyingly over and underdressed at the same time... Brangelina team up to produce HBO series... Steve Martin pens children's book... Soap actor Nathaniel Marston arrested for assault.
In Case You Missed It: Marie Osmond faints on "Dancing with the Stars"...
Rumor Mill: Jessica Simpson to join "View" for two days in November... Heather Mills wants Reese Witherspoon to portray her on the silver screen... Madonna's adoption to be finalized five months early... Limo company seeks $16,000 in back payments from Jennifer Lopez .
Brit's Lips: Before or After?
"The floor in a woman's bathroom is colder than the floor in the men's. And, believe me, I've spent a lot of time on the floor of a men's bathroom so I should know!" -- TMI, Jake Gyllenhaal
"Well, it's not near my house." -- Britney Spears's reaction when asked about the wildfires that have destroyed dozens of building -- including houses -- near her Malibu home.
Roberts considers Larry David to be the perfect proxy for a schizophrenic person. "On his way into his dentist's office, he holds the door open for a woman, and, as a result, she's seen first," he said. "He stews, he fumes, he explodes. He's breaking the social rules that folks with schizophrenia often break." -- We Are All Larry David, The New Yorker, Oct. 29