Headlines: Rosie O'Donnell says MSNBC deal is a no-go... Damon Wayans says he agrees with Imus; wants a woman to cook for him... Jennifer Lopez finally confirms pregnancy... Lynn Spears blames herself for Britney's troubles... Michael Jackson ignores his freaky reputation... Osmond family to reunite on Friday's "Oprah Winfrey Show"... Oprah-recommended author exposed as white supremacist... George Clooney flips the bird in Fabio's general direction... Anne Heche says dating "Men in Trees" co-star James Tupper makes work more fun... Lindsay Lohan's curb-hopping Mercedes for sale on eBay... Prince sues fan-run Web sites... Ed Asner's wife files for separation... Priest accused of stalking Conan O'Brien ... David Copperfield sued for pulling out of shows following rape claim... Hulk Hogan's son ticketed for August crash... Pete Doherty apologizes for drug relapse.
Rumor Mill: Lindsay Lohan to cameo on "Ugly Betty?"... K-Fed's lawyers hauling Britney Spears back into court today for drug testing violation... Katie Holmes signs on to second post-baby film role... Annie Lennox flips audience the bird at performance... Mark Wahlberg proposes to longtime girlfriend.
"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother." -- Duane "Dog" Chapman, who apparently doesn't understand that he is actually ridiculously white
Chat Day: Join me at 2 p.m. ET for this week's shocking edition of Celebritogy Live , in which much will be said, little will be settled and we'll all feel better for it anyway.