Headlines: Barry Manilow refuses to share "View" couch with conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck... Manager and lawyer dump Britney Spears ... Secret witness in child custody case witness revealed to be ginormous former body guard; says Brit used drugs... Goldman family may seek O.J. Simpson robbery memorabilia... Mary-Louise Parker adopts baby girl from Africa... Justin Timberlake smacks pushy photog's camera... Diddy takes too-hot-for-TV perfume ads online... Simon Cowell gives Ryan Seacrest's Emmy performance low marks... 50 Cent cancels three European performances... Zsa Zsa Gabor to undergo leg surgery... "Match Game" panelist Brett Somers dies (sorry, no Wyman-esque appreciation to come).
Rumor Mill: FBI says no truth to K-Fed death threat... Federline to become regular on "One Tree Hill"... Rosie O'Donnell turned down Oprah show offer... Cate Blanchett uses stunt butt in "Elizabeth" sequel.
"...if the case ever gets to trial, Johnnie Cochran isn't around anymore to tell the jury, "If the stuff belonged to the Juice, you must let him loose." Or maybe, "If O.J. didn't aim the gun, you must let him run." -- The Post's Eugene Robinson, Fresh-Squeezed O.J. | Simpson break-in audio from TMZ.com (NSFW)
"She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." -- Foo Fighter Dave Grohl tells us how he really feels about "lame" Paris Hilton