Headlines: Madonna says she'd like to save Britney Spears... Leonardo DiCaprio's backyard basketball case headed for court... Jason Bateman to direct Fox comedy pilot... Paul McCartney vacations with rumored girlfriend... Dad Michael unhappy about Lindsay Lohan's role in Manson movie... Racy pics of a pre-George Clooney-ed Sarah Larson emerge... Wyclef Jean asks Haitians to give up crime... Janet Jackson's waist is teensy... Keith Richards says he still smokes pot.
Rumor Mill: Sources say Brangelina did not marry Saturday in New Orleans... Heath Ledger may have fathered love child, says uncle... Chris Brown says he's not dating Rihanna... Donald Trump wants Ashley Dupre for reality show... Ashlee Simpson not welcome back to "SNL"... Jamie Lynn Spears registers for baby booty... Play it again, Madge: Madonna keen to remake "Casablanca"?
"I had a poster of Ashton when my mom and he met, so I can appreciate the fact he is a handsome man, but he is my stepdad." -- Rumer Willis