Headlines: PETA crowns Aretha Franklin as worst-dressed celeb... Jessica Simpson tops box office (in the Ukraine)... Gene Simmons says legal team is looking into "leaked" sex tape... Kirstie Alley denies weight gain rumors... Britain's MI6 denies killing Princess Diana (well, duh)... Spice Girl Melanie Brown to cover "Dancing With the Stars" for "Access Hollywood"... Black Eyed Pea Will.i.am to make acting debut in "Wolverine"... Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt developing video game... Actor Vincent D'Onofrio and wife welcome son... Pauly Shore countersues Wes Craven in property dispute... Omar Sharif ordered to pay more than $300K in damages to parking lot attendant.
Rumor Mill: Jennifer Lopez may have $6 million dollar deal in place for first baby pix... Jessica Alba expecting twins, says source... Minnie Driver expecting a girl, says Page Six... Elizabeth Hurley accused of underpaying maid... Janet Jackson planning wedding to longtime boyfriend Jermaine Dupri?
"I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe's destiny." -- Michael Lohan, who also says he won't look at topless pix of daughter Lindsay in New York magazine
"For decorations, we put up penis balloons all over the place -- blue and white." -- Christina Aguilera details decorations for her son Max's bris
Chat Day: Cancel that 2 p.m. meeting. Why? You'll be here, at your desk, chatting with me and the rest of the celeb-amused in this week's edition of Celebritology Live .
'Lost' Night: Fire up the laptop and the TV at 8:30 p.m. to join the weekly "Lost"-watching open forum chat fest (the link will magically appear here at the appointed time). Fellow "Lost" overanalyzer Jen Chaney and I will be on hand doing our best to make sense of this week's episode.