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"You may find the behavior vulgar and disgusting, but it was done to amuse, to entertain, to get a laugh." -- Vincent "Don Vito" Margera's lawyer explains his client's behavior. Margera is accused of grabbing the breasts or buttocks of a 14-year-old girl and two 12-year-old girls at a Colorado skate park.
Bonus: 10 other fictional characters who (like the recently outed Dumbledore) may be gay.