Headlines: Spice Girl Melanie Brown tells Larry King Eddie Murphy has been "extremely disrespectful"... Leonardo DiCaprio not "inspired" by 2008 presidential hopefuls... Fender bender victim says perfumier Britney Spears hasn't been in touch... Daisy Fuentes named "fittest" star... 50 Cent bets his career on besting Kanye West... Brad Pitt lucks out on jury duty... Fox Searchlight hosts open casting call for Biggie Smalls biopic... Ricky Martin says he wants to adopt... Lindsay Lohan -related trash turns up on eBay... Amanda Bynes launches her own clothing line.
Rumor Mill: Ed Harris throws "hissy fit" when stopped by Heathrow Airport security... Bruce Willis booted from Sardinia restaurant... Amy Winehouse says yes, yes, yes to rehab... Is Lilo spending her rehab days on horseback, or perhaps gardening?... Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown , together again?... Colin Farrell and girlfriend expecting child... Dave Chappelle's late night D.C. escapades.
"I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection." -- "Hustle & Flow" star Terrence Howard describes his ideal woman
"Part of what I love about men is that it's hard for them to be monogamous. Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa." -- Kate Hudson, who should perhaps date Terrence Howard
Thanks to everyone for putting up with an abbreviated week of posts. Celebritology will be back to full potency starting Monday.