Headlines: Johnny Depp and Reese Witherspoon top People's Choice Awards... Eminem recovering from pneumonia... Two hot chicks no one has ever heard of named new Bond girls ... Katherine Heigl says she's ready to get knocked up... Kate Winslet takes over Nicole Kidman role in "The Reader."
Rumor Mill: What came between Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn ? Perhaps two Russian women?... George Clooney's gal pal cast in upcoming Stephen Soderbergh movie... Will Smith now recruiting for Scientology church?... Royal girlfriend Kate Middleton bumped up to bodyguard status.
"This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other." -- Mariah Carey, denying reports of a feud with Jennifer Lopez
"Haven't we had enough with Bushes and Clintons and Bushes? The country needs a shower - a good, long, hot shower. That's what Obama is, a hot shower. So fresh you can smell him. Delicious." -- Larry David, stumping for Barack Obama in New Hampshire