(Jonah Hill, on the other hand, is taking his best supporting actor nomination seriously: “Wow. Pretty incredible day so far.”)
“Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room, @AlbertBrooks? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am,” Oswalt tweeted, beginning a delightful (and sadly fictional) story about how he and his fellow snubees were getting into trouble at a bar.
In addition to Brooks and Andy Serkis, Oswalt brings Ryan Gosling, Michael Fassbender, Tilda Swinton, Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Olsen, Kirsten Dunst and Leonardo DiCaprio, as well as actual nominees Nick Nolte and Christopher Plummer, along for the ride.
Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room, @AlbertBrooks? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am.
@AlbertBrooks See you later tonight. Might be out of booze -- Serkis has Pogues on the jukebox & Fassbender just showed up in a pirate hat.
@AlbertBrooks Oh [expletive] -- we’re DEFINITELY going to run out of booze. Charlize & Tilda just pulled up in a stolen police car.
@AlbertBrooks Dude, GET DOWN HERE. Gosling is doing keg stands and Olsen & Dunst LITERALLY just emerged from a shower of rose petals.
@AlbertBrooks Nolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us. Serkis & Tilda are signing “Is There Life on Mars?”
@AlbertBrooks Oops -- Von Trier just pulled up in a pass van dressed as Goering. “Let’s go to Legoland!” With a boozy hurrah, we’re out!