Zara Phillips, the cousin of Prince William, is getting married to a rugby player this weekend. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will be in attendance, as will, we hope, the silly hats we Americans enjoy so much. (People)
Kathy Griffin’s words are being used as part of A&E’s “Hoarders” Emmy campaign. “I’m obsessed with ‘Hoarders,’” is one compliment I bet the comedian regrets now considering her show, “My Life on the D-List,” is nominated in the same category. (Deadline)
Patricia Clarkson will join “Parks and Recreation” as Ron Swanson’s first wife, Tammy. This is not to be confused with the bacon-loving character’s second wife Tammy, played by Megan Mullally. (Vulture)
Scarlett Johnasson got an invite to a Marine Corps ball but turned it down due to “prior commitments.” She sent a case of Moet & Chandon and gratitude in her place. (Zap2It)
Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz held hands in public. It’s okay! They’re married. (Us Weekly)
Alex Trebek’s alleged chase-subject has been ordered to stay at least 150 yards away from the “Jeopardy!” host and his wife. What is a good idea, for $100. (E! News)
Watch Freida Pinto attend the “The Rise of the Planet of the Apes” premiere with James Franco and Tom Felton.