I'm skeptical. But since it is heating up Google trends this morning, I am duty bound to pass along the wild speculation that -- thanks to a flowy red carpet dress and a glitzy on-stage cummerbund -- Christina Aguilera is expecting her second child.
Why? What evidence do we have? Well, Aguilera has put on a little weight in the past couple of months. Which still makes her skinner than most women by orders of magnitude. But, according to Famecrawler, "during parts of her performance at [last night's] American Music Awards, Christina Aguilera did look a bit fuller in the mid-section."
Which, of course, must mean she's pregnant and did not, say, load up on tacos and Mountain Dew earlier in the day. Aguilera is also currently in the divorcing husband Jordan Bratman, with whom she has one son.
Watch the performance and judge for yourself: