I know. You're expecting to settle in for your weekly Highbrow dose. Highbrow will return in two weeks. In the meantime, step right up for a peek at a selection of celeb-curiosities. Below, behold fashion victims, freaks of nature and unruly follicles.
Mary-Kate, Fashion Plate
Don't look now, but here's Mary-Kate Olsen sporting yet another questionable ensemble.
This time the diminutive multi-millionaire paired the bottom half of a Morticia Addams costume with what looks to be a large mens' V-neck T-Shirt. She added the coup de grace with a massive blinged-out (sorry Kanye) cross, earning herself a title as the wackiest wardrobe mashup artist to grace the red carpet since Bai Ling.
See more of Mary-Kate's transgressions at gofugyourself.com.
Neck Hair, Anyone?
We love Seth Rogan. He makes schlumpy cool. He added an extra bit of slacker-fab to "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," totally kicked butt in this summer's "Knocked Up" and we are counting down the days until the release of "Superbad." But Tuesday at a taping of MTV's "TRL" in New York he totally sported the never-sexy human muffler: neck hair. Talk about super bad.
Mighty Morphing Carrot Top
What happened to Carrot Top? Remember the late '80s, when he was a gangly, skater-ish looking "Star Search" contestant? Who could have predicted that he would someday resemble nothing so much as the love child of The Hulk and Little Orphan Annie? Sure, bulking up has a way of changing one's look, but visit this TMZ gallery for a look at how his facial structure has changed over the years.