David and Victoria Beckham attended today’s Wimbledon championship match between Andy Murray and Roger Federer looking decidedly — what’s the word I’m looking for ... oh, there it is — posh.
The always striking Victoria Beckham clearly sensed that Murray, the U.K.’s first hope for a native Wimbledon champion since the 1930s, would ultimately fall to the also-quite-posh Federer, because she maintained her trademark uber-serious facial expression (see above) throughout the match. Or she at least maintained it in every photograph taken of her during the match.
Peruse the images below for evidence.
Victoria Beckham, touching her hair but still maintaining an appropriately serious look.
David Beckham practices the ‘ol eyebrow raise, while Victoria Beckham cocks her head but doesn’t alter her straight-yet-chic face.
Wait a minute, Victoria Beckham is almost smiling. Buuut not quite.
David Beckham is really smiling. But Posh Spice? All cool Britannia.
Now both of the Beckhams are uber-serious.
Victoria Beckham: “Pleasure to see you. I’d turn up the corners of my mouth to reflect that pleasure, but I am contractually obligated to maintain an aura of solemn glamour.”
Here, David Beckham wears a sexy half-grin, while Victoria Beckham ponders whether it’s time to project a new emotion. Clearly, her conclusion was “no.”
Fortunately another royal pair, one of whom is legitimately royal, were on hand at Wimbledon to pick up the famous-British-people-emoting-in-the-stands slack. Duchess Catherine and Pippa Middleton, we are terribly grateful.