"i can't stop saying 'rod blagojevich' in my best adam west voice."
"The DC Comics website kept killing my browser. I just disabled Flash and Firefox now moves like lightning!"
8. @DRUNK HULK:
"MOON SHRINKING! OH BOY! DRUNK HULK NO WANT BE MOON WHEN IT OPEN SPAM FOLDER TODAY"
"Change of plans: we're in Kabul. Taliban have seized NW Afgh. Still going to Herat, but via Central Route. Remote hard times await."
6. @leeunkrich (director of "Toy Story 3"):
"Why must some of you relentlessly try to burst my bubble by trotting out the "inflation adjusted" argument? Sorry, my bubble's not poppable."
"#ff There's a @DeathStarPR, so of course there's a @RebellionPR. Fair and balanced!"
" #you-knew-she-was-crazy when she messed up your hair, drew a scar on your head & asked if she could call you Harry."
"Made a political comment earlier [on Twitter], and just now checked my followers. Yup, lost two of 'em, right on schedule!"