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Come for the Running of the Butlers, stay for the Most Dangerous Game.
No! SkyMall! Don't go where I can't follow!
It is time the league did something about deflated balls.
Make one grammar mistake, and your going to rue it forever. (YES THAT WAS INTENTIONAL DON'T COME AT ME WITH PITCHFORKS.)
It's not what you're thinking.
It isn't the end of the world. Or even the arm.
If you drink with this, do so responsibly, like Marco Rubio.