A drone speaks out: White House visit was justified; American Sniper was “pro-human propaganda”

An exclusive interview.

Snowmageddon 2015 proves you were right about climate change

And some other statements that make the same amount of sense.

Tut, tut: If other artifacts were ruined as badly as Tut’s mask

Some other similar responses.

The secret Davos schedule

Come for the Running of the Butlers, stay for the Most Dangerous Game.

Not SkyMall! An elegy for the greatest catalogue ever.

No! SkyMall! Don't go where I can't follow!

Please stop vaccinating your children. I want to go to Disneyland.

by A. Measles Germ

NFL finally dealing with its Most Serious Problem

It is time the league did something about deflated balls.

Load More Posts

Get the Opinions newsletter

Start your day with the most important columns.

About Compost

Alexandra Petri puts the 'pun' in punditry.

Most Read