January 11, 2013

(Via TimeNewsFeed)

Behold, the new official portrait of Kate Middleton as Duchess of Cambridge.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one is only worth two, and neither of them is fit for polite conversation.

At least he got her hair right.

As one of my friends joked on Twitter, “So this whole Kate Middleton thing is a Picture of Dorian Gray scenario, right?”

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