Oh no.

 

Oh no.

This happened.

It happens to the best of us. To houses. To teapots. To kittens. And now, thanks to one ill-placed shadow, to the chancellor of Germany.

Everyone return to your homes. There is nothing more to see. All memes have reached their conclusion and the wheel of time will soon come grinding to a halt. Call everything off. Well, organize a response video, then call everything off.

Oh no.

Alexandra Petri writes the ComPost blog, offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day.