Well, it’s here, the moment you have been awaiting!

It’s been a week of upsets.

In a shocking upset over restroom conversation, which I had pegged to go all the way, “Forgetting the name of only one of two people you are introducing to each other” won by an alarming margin! And the high-concept “When only one of you thinks it’s a date” took down the specific “When you go for a kiss when the other person wants a handshake.”

Now we’re down to the proverbial wire!

These are your final four! This is your time of reckoning! Vote, vote, vote like the wind!

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I can’t wait to see what prevails.

Alexandra Petri writes the ComPost blog, offering a lighter take on the news and opinions of the day.