Hey everyone, I’ve got exciting news. Alex Ovechkin just became the first person in the history of the world to post photos on Twitter of himself (or herself) wearing goofy t-shirts and flashing a gap-toothed grin while hanging out with both the First Lady and Lil Wayne in the same weekend. I’m serious, no one else has ever done that — not LeBron James, not Sidney Crosby, not Wayne Gretzky, not Albert Pujols, not Tiger Woods.
I mean, this is superhuman-type stuff here. I can’t imagine what this weekend will look like in his journal. If his Twitter musings are any clue, the journal entries might not be very long.
“With the First Lady!” he wrote, when he was with the First Lady.
“With all my boys!” he wrote, when he was with all his boys, plus Lil Wayne and Drake, although I guess maybe they now count themselves among his boys.
Also....nah, I’ve got nothing else.