Bryce Harper’s mustache

Nationals Inquisition, which I believe first broke the Harper mustache story, accurately points out that he’s kind of a dead ringer for the Dread Pirate Roberts here. Either way, better to be known for your lip fur than your eye black.

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.
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