With the exciting back and forth action of the Duke-Maryland game having ended after the pre-game layup lines, the announcers were left to make repeated jokes about Greivis Vasquez's relatively benign comments saying that Cameron is "his house." But mere announcer comments weren't enough, and so there was also a segment in which Duke students were able to directly deal with this infidel and his shocking affront to decency. They managed to do so in just about the most humorless, boring and non-clever manner possible.
I mean, couldn't one of them have said, "Yo Greivis, just a heads-up, all the couches in this house are flame-retardant." Instead, this is what we got.