Ordinarily, this is where you’d make a joke about figure skating being more watchable than the Redskins, but Sunday’s game was eminently watchable from the first snap to the last. Or the second-to-last, anyhow. So I have no idea what this is about.
(Sample comments: This is stupid. We don’t care. Why don’t you write about football? How do I get your job? Do you really get paid for this? Etc.)