I've realized it'll be a lot easier to just sit in the media center and type off transcripts.
Like this one, with Greg Owen, who apparently is a professional golfer.
Question: "I've heard you're a big fan of movies and I noticed your middle name is Clive and there's a British actor named Clive Owen, have you met him?"
Answer: "No, I hate that name. So thanks for bringing it up."
Question: "So you're not a big fan of his movies?"
Answer: "He's a great actor. I like his movies. I just don't like the name. I wish it it wasn't my name. But I didn't pick it, so it's not my fault."