Here is a video of a couple of kids using John Wall’s name to prank call hotels. If you don’t want to watch the vid, it starts with “I was wondering if I could be connected to John Wall,” ends with, “How can you have a hotel with no walls?” and you can pretty much guess what happens in between.
To be clear, I’m not advocating using John Wall’s name to prank call hotels. I’m also not saying you should call a golf course and ask for Mike Green or a pet store and ask for Jay Beagle. And it’s certainly a bad idea to call a restaurant and ask for Erik Cook or Chris Baker.
But if you do have some time on your hands, think of all the fun you could have with Chien-Ming Wang’s name.
In other John Wall wordplay news (news to me, at least), the Richmond Squirrels apparently have a racing mascot named John Wall-nut. If this latest tweet from the team’s Mixed Nut Race is any indication, I’ve been missing out. John Wall-nut seems pretty hardcore.
John Wall-Nut & Peanut team up to clothesline JohnnyCashew using Peanut's blanket. Wall-Nut slams Cashew then outruns Peanut to get the W.— Squirrels Baseball (@gosquirrels) June 25, 2012