Cole Hamels plunked Bryce Harper. Jordan Zimmermann plunked Hamels. Hamels said he hit Harper on purpose. Then Davey Johnson comments by saying he not going to comment on other people’s comments.
When did it become okay to talk about beanball?
There’s an unwritten code of conduct, and Hamels violated the first rule of beanball by admitting he did it on purpose. Whether you agree with it or not, beaning and retribution have almost always been an unofficial part of baseball.
We just don’t talk about it.
I’m not saying I’m thrilled that Hamels took it upon himself to “welcome” Harper to the majors, and if it had been a heater to the head (the real definition of a beanball), then we would be having a different conversation.
Hamels said he wasn’t trying to hurt Harper, just be old-school.
“That’s something I grew up watching; that’s kind of what happened. So I’m just trying to continue the old baseball because I think some people are kind of getting away from it,” Hamels said.
Fine, but if he was really old school, he would have kept his mouth shut.
You know who is old-school? Bryce Harper. He got hit, he took his base, stole home a few pitches later. He didn’t charge the mound; he didn’t make faces or stare anyone down.
And he didn’t talk about it.
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* The Caps are in survival mode. In case you haven’t heard, a loss tonight ends their season.
* Boxer Lamont Peterson has allegedly tested positive for banned substances, putting his May 19 rematch with Amir Khan in Las Vegas in jeopardy.
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Brooks Laich on defining “skill” as the ability to win:
“Is Alex Kovalev skilled? Where did that get him? You know? You can play against skill. You can defend against skill.”
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WHAT TO WATCH TODAY
The Nats play Pittsburgh at 7 p.m. on MASN2. The Caps host the Rangers at 7:30 pm. on NBC Sports Network. All TV/Radio listings are here.
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Josh Hamilton hit four home runs against the Orioles last night, the 16th in major league history to do so. He also set an American League record with 18 total bases.
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Polish police have come up with a way to deal with rowdy fans, and possibly deafen them, at Euro 2012. “The ear-splitting gizmos mounted on trucks were unveiled as police chiefs vowed zero-tolerance to thuggery when the tournament kicks off next month.”
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