“It will never be possible by pure reason to arrive at some absolute truth,” some smart person once wrote.
A trip to Nats Park continues to slam this message home, one souvenir soda cup at a time.
Because seriously, who needs March 31st when two versions of March 30th will do just as well.
And yes, if an army of copy editors attacked every pro sports franchise with this vigor, the Internet would likely break. But this is our pro sports franchise, and our army of copy editors, and our time-bending souvenir soda cups which have botched the date of the Nats’ home opener.