Rev Redskin’s preseason motivational video

This Rev Redskin fellow has made two RGIII appearances in the Bog already this year: when he went on 106.7 The Fan and screamed, “Y’ALL BETTER GET READY, BECAUSE I’M TELLING YOU SOMETHING, HEY, A CHANGE IS HERE, AND IT’S COMING, AND IT’S RGIII,” and when he talked to the Redskins Blog and screamed, “I told you that if your mind is weary, and your heart is troubled, that this year, RIGHT now, at THIS place, HERE, in Ashburn, is where it starts at. RGIII is setting D.C. free!”

Now, you can watch him scream with your very own eyes, and you can feel his screams echo inside your very own ears, and you can even press mute with your very own fingers if need be. Here’s Tavon, aka Rev Redskin, previewing the Bills game, in his own unique way:

“WHEN I ROSE THIS MORNING ON AUGUST 9 2012, I DIDN’T HAVE NO DOUBT!” he began. “I DIDN’T HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN HERE IN THE NATION’S CAPITAL, UP IN BUFFALO. RGIII IS ABOUT TO SET D.C. FREEEE!”

And so on and so forth. How come people don’t make videos like this about the Bowie Baysox? Also, would, say, 5-for-9 for 63 yards in a quarter’s worth of action constitute real human freedom? Discuss.

(As seen everywhere else, first on Hogs Haven.)

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.
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