1) Finally, the Wizznutzz chime in on God Shammgod, but with much, much more magic than we deserve. Sorry to be so late on this, but Shammgod is apparently playing on 11-foot rims in the Pacific Northwest, and also for some IBL team, and the Wizznutzz "saw the face of Ledell Eackles on a grilled cheese sandwich." Also, there's a Wizznutzz audio book.
2) Via a truly genius Capitol Punishment post on Skittles and Beer, I came to this We've Got Heart item: "Prior to Stan Kasten's decision to ban alcohol in our clubhouses, the Nationals were 9-25. After that decision, the Nats are 20-12." The reason? No more games of Louisville Chugger, I guess.
4) The Caps can't even win any awards from snarky bloggers. C'mon, The Sporting Orange. Chris Clark's season-long gum hole isn't worth anything?
5) This has been extensively linked, but since it was in my inbox, I don't feel guilty. Lion in Oil, on the perfect tennis injury for the blogging generation.
Roger Clemens in 2057 (Funny or Die)
Major has an exclusive supply of the adidas x UndrCrwn Gil-Zero
Because I forgot to link to this earlier, a look at all the Abreus, including our own Winston (Gheorghe the Blog)
Because I forgot to link to this earlier, a look at Ralph Friedgen and his helicoptering habits (Recruiting Insider)
And the Smiling Oriole being swept (The Nationals Report)