But first, a word about my speech to the Vienna Rotary Club today! Well, there really isn't that much to say about it, I guess. Only one Rotarian said he "could care less about the beards players are growing or what costume Clinton Portis is wearing," which I took as a moral victory.
1) Joe Gibbs bingo! I love bingo. And Joe Gibbs. I'll definitely play this next week. From Jerry's Wheelhouse.
2) In honor of Clinton Portis, a history of athletes in crazy costumes, ranging from Wilt to Namath to DiMaggio to John Stockton. It's actually quite amusing. Plus they seem to have used one of my photos. From Burly Sports.
4) A Nats offseason report card. The stadium gets an A+++; A-Rod rumors get an F-. From Bugs and Cranks.
5) I've decided the Orioles definitively do not count as D.C., but since D.C.'s own Mister Irrelevant is blogging about Aubrey Huff, and since the extremely extremely NSFW video is now on Deadspin, might as well take a gander at Wayward O's conclusion (he's a witch, doncha know?)