1) The formidable Howie the Hype has answered my call for some mock-ups of Gilbert's cartoon series. Featuring a talking grill named El Hibachi. Tremendous. Now all we need is the t-shirt.
2) Deuce of Davenport has decided that since the Burgundies' starting safeties wear numbers 30 and 21, they should be called, in conjunction, Area 51. Like any good blogger, DofD backed up this tough talk with a t-shirt.
3) Nationals Enquirer figures out how to solve the Nats' upcoming parking nightmare: car transporters, that will ferry your vehicles around Southwest for a few hours while you eat peanuts and drink non-alcoholic refreshments. I believe a few Nationals have had run-ins with some of these car transporters in the past.
5) Mister Irrelevant gives us 10 Terps questions, answered by two Terps fans, who discuss infants drinking canned beer.