The Moss Man used to do back flips off his roof, the penalty problem is getting better, Portis is tied for the lead league in rushing TDs, a Yahoo! person is bullish on the offense and the cheerleaders have questionable taste in television programming. (Also, B.J. Sams is charged with DUI.)
Before Ovie's hole-in-one he asked for "a bigger club," the Caps put Matt Pettinger on the IR and are about $13.5 million under the cap (plus USAToday predicts last in the East), Eskandarian volunteers to play hurt, UVA receiver Deyon Williams considers redshirting, Nike will outfit every Va. Tech team, a Maryland freshman forward is out four-to-six weeks, Sportsline says Mason's Folarin Campbell is a top 20 SG, and Project Runway's Jeffrey calls us "bottom feeding, sludge dredging, no-life having journalists." Guilty.