This morning, Nats fans on Twitter started the hashtag ThingsPeteKozmaDoes. As far as I can tell, the first was @Jackobeam (correct me if I’m wrong), and it has been a Friday morning full of Kozma bashing ever since.
Talks about Fight Club.#ThingsPeteKozmaDoes
— The Natidude (@TheNatidude) October 19, 2012
Helps little old ladies half way across the street #ThingsPeteKozmaDoes
— Mary Brick (@maryb889) October 19, 2012
Presses all the elevator buttons before getting off #ThingsPeteKozmaDoes
— Chris A (@harDCor_barra) October 19, 2012
Enforces a one piece per trick-or-treater policy at Halloween, hands out raisins. #ThingsPeteKozmaDoes
— Jack O’Beam (@JackoBeam) October 19, 2012
Doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom. #ThingsPeteKozmaDoes
— Jayson Werth’s Beard (@JWerthsBeard) October 19, 2012
Parks in handicap spots. #ThingsPeteKozmaDoes
— Dan P. (@ThatStatBoy) October 19, 2012
Likes Nickelback. #ThingsPeteKozmaDoes
— Laura Roose (@Lauraroose) October 19, 2012
#ThingsPeteKozmaDoes Starts the wave.
— Mark Jones (@natsrgreat) October 19, 2012
Most of these are just silly, but he definitely has Nickelback fan written all over him.