“Like everyone else in the Washington area, we have RGIII fever,” said Chris Tyner, general manager of the Homewood Suites, via HeraldOnline. “To show our support for the Redskins we are giving extra consideration to job candidates with those initials. We’re looking for 35 men and women, regardless of their initials, who can provide the same sort of excitement and flawless execution to our guests that RGIII does on the football field.”
I’m not sure what “extra consideration” actually means, or if you have to have the suffix to get it. But with Robert Griffin III’s marketability, a hotel staffed by RGIIIs could make some cash.
BECAUSE YOU DON’T READ THE PAPER
* The Wizards have a spring in their step after beating the Heat.
* The Ravens have not done well on the road, which is a good sign for Sunday.
* RGIII is approaching rockstar status.
TWEET OF THE NIGHT
WWE, or a trip to Ikea?
— DeJon Gomes (@D_Gomes24) December 6, 2012
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT
A.J. Price, describing Shaun Livingston’s dunk from Tuesday night:
“Surprising. A full windmill, not a chinmill. In New York, we say chinmill.”
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT II
Shaun Livingston on his dunk:
“Every now and then, an old dog pulls some tricks out the bag. Back in my young days, I had a little bounce. You’ve got to pace it now because the recoveries take longer now.”
PICTURE OF THE DAY
Gio wears the best fishing outfits.
HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT
AHL Showcase: Hershey vs. Norfolk (at Verizon Center), 7 p.m. on Comcast SportsNet. All TV/Radio listings here.
DOG VIDEO OF THE DAY
Dogs learning how to drive. Seriously.