Some of the Redskins have been on Reddit this week doing AMA sessions where users can ask questions for the players to answer. Alfred Morris’s chat was yesterday, and among the approximately 87 questions about his car were a few nuggets of information that we hadn’t seen yet.
For instance, a raccoon once stole his sandal.
Don’t think I won’t be asking him about that when I see him next week.
You can see the transcript of the entire session here, but I’ll give you this to ponder.
Someone please, oh please, photoshop Alfred Morris fighting 100 ducks that look like J.J. Watt.